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What do you guys do for fun? "We make fun of Mike's head" - Chester Chester: Oh man...I think I disconnected or something. Interviewer: What type of machine are you using? Chester: It's called a computer. Mike: Chester? He likes to show his butt. He wouldn't have the tights that most wrestlers have. He would have a g-string. Brad: We're not very photogenic! Interviewer: What do you listen to on tour? Rob: Phil Collins, definitely. Texas. Brad: Westlife Joe: The entire west side story soundtrack. Brad: TV rock, like the Monkees. Joe: And the Brady Bunch. Mike:"A lot has been made of the contrast between me and Chester because we are totally different in a lot of ways. He's crazy for a start off. I'm sane. He used to run around at the age of two singing Foreigner songs. I certainly didn't. He'll show you his butt. I wouldn't inflict that on anybody. We learned pretty early on in this band that you can't have snobbery in music. Our guitarist is a huge fan of Britney Spears." "We support free music. So go ahead! Download that shit! - Mike Mike: Chester and I met at a male strip club. Chester: We were both trying to get jobs there as dancers. Mike: And it just didn't work out because my butt wasn' big enough. Chester: Yeah, and I've got what they call the crispy cream which is a little fat area around my belly button which is kinda like a donut. Mike: It's from eating too many donuts. |
Chester: We're sooo boy-bandish, aren't we? I think it's because of my strikingly good looks. Mike: I think it's because of your strikingly bad looks. Chester: I totally disagree. I think I'm the most important person...ever. Mike: I think Chester's full of himself and I think that's really hot! Chester: Yeah, sometimes at night you're full of me too. Joe: This is Joe. Mike likes to break glass tables. Mike: This is Mike. Joe likes to break wind. Mike: This is Mike. I like to break the wind. Interviewer: When you've been touring with Deftones, have you received a good response from the audiences? Mike: Aside from the tomatoes? Joe: They say tom-ah-toes here. Mike: If ripping my shirt in half means it's good! Is that a good response? Or is that, "I don't like you, I"m going to ruin your clothes?" Interviewer: Who has the worst habits in the band? Chester: I would say that I'm probably the most annoying. There's a reason for that. Mike: NO! Brad: Cmon Chester! Chester: I'm always touching them in their privates. Brad: Yeah, Chester the Molester! "I don't wanna see anymore girls who look like they've had the shit kicked out of them, What's happened to chivalry? You see someone fall down, you pick 'em up!" - Chester "But after all that, here I am, yes I'm on the internet after all of this time, I'm hip, I'm with it. haha" -Chester |
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|
02. ONE STEP CLOSER 2:36 I CANNOT TAE THIS ANYMORE SAYING EVERYTHING I'VE SAID BEFORE ALL THESE WORDS THEY MAKE NO SENSE I FIND BLISS IN IGNORANCE LESS I HEAR TE LESS YOU SAY BUT YOU'LL FIND THAT OUT ANYWAY JUST LIKE BEFORE... EVERYTHING YOU SAY TO ME TAKES ME ONE STEP CLOSER TO THE EDGE AND I'M ABOUT TO BREAK I NEED A LITTLE ROOM TO BREAK 'CAUSE I'M ONE STEP CLOSER TO THE EDGE AND I'M ABOUT TO BREAK I FIND THE ANSWERS AREN'T SO CLEAR WISH I COULD FIND A WAY TO DISAPPEAR ALL THESE THOUGHTS THEY MAKE NO SENSE I FIND BLISS IN IGNORANCE NOTHING SEEMS TO GO AWAY OVER AND OVER AGAIN SHUT UP WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU |
03. WITH YOU 3:23 I WOKE UP IN A DREAM TODAY TO THE COLD OF THE STATIC/AND PUT MY COLD FEET ON THE FLOOR FORGOT ALL ABOUT YESTERDAY REMEMBERING I'M PRETENDING TO BE WHERE I'MNOT ANYMORE A LITTLE TASTE OF HYPOCRACY AND I'M LEFT IN THE WAKE OF THEMISTAKE/SLOW TO REACT AND EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE SO CLOSE TO ME YOU'RE STILL SO DISTANT/AND I CAN'T BRING YOU BACK IT'S TRUE/ THE WAY I FEEL WAS PROMISED BY YOUR FACE THE SOUND OF YOUR VIOCE PAINTED ON MY MEMORIES EVEN IF YOU'RE NOT WITH ME I'M WITH YOU YOU/NOW I SEE/KEEPING EVERYTHING INSIDE YOU/NOW I SEE/EVENWHEN I CLOSE MY EYES I HIT YOU AND YOU HIT ME BACK WE FALL TO THE FLOOR/THE REST OF THE DAY STANDS STILL FINE LINE BETWEEN THIS AND THAT WHEN THINGS GO WRONG I PRETEND THAT THE PAST ISN'T REAL NOW I'M TRAPPED IN THIS MEMORY AND I'M LIEFT IN THE WAKE OF THE MISTAKE/SLOW TO REACT EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE CLOSE TO ME YOU'RE STILL SO DISTANT/ AND I CAN'T BRING YOU BACK NO NO MATTER HOW FAR WE'VE COME I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE TOMORROW WITH YOU |
04. POINTS OF AUTHORITY 3:20 FORFEIT THE GAME/BEFORE SOMEBODY ELSE TAKES YOU OUT OF THE FAME/PUTS YOUR NAME TO SHAME COVER UP YOUR FACE/ YOU CAN'T RUN THE RACE THE PACE IS TOO FAST YOU JUST WON'T LAST YOU LOVE THE WAY I LOOK AT YOU WHILE TAKING PLEASURE IN THE AWFUL THINGS YOU PUT ME THROUGH YOU TAKE AWAY IF I GIVE IN MY LIFE MY PRIDE IS BROKEN YOU LOVE THE THINGS I SAY I'LL DO.. THE WAY I'LL HURT MYSELF AGAIN JUST TO GET BACK AT YOU YOU TAKE AWAY WHEN I GIVE IN MY LIFE MY PRIDE IS BROKEN CHORUS: YOU LIKE THE THINK YOU'RE NEVER WRONG [YOU LIVE WHAT YOU LEARN] YOU HAVE TO ACT LIKE YOU'RE SOMEONE [YOU LIVE WHAT YOU LEARN] YOU WANT SOMEONE TO HURT LIKE YOU [YOU LIVE WHAT YOU LEARN] YOU WANT TO SHARE WHAT YOU'VE BEEN THROUGH [YOU LIVE WHAT YOU LEARN] |
05. CRAWLING 3:29 CRAWLING IN MY SKIN CONSUMING ALL I FEEL FEAR IS HOW I FALL CONFUSING WHAT IS REAL THERE'S SOMETHING INSIDE ME THAT PULLS BENEATH THE SUFRFACE CONSUMING/SONFUSING THIS LACK OF SELF CONTROL I FEAR IS NEVERENDING CONTROLLING/I CAN'T SEEM TO FIND MYSELF AGAIN MY WALLS ARE CLOSING [WITHOUT A SENSE OF CONFIDENCE I'M CONVINCED THAT THERE'S JUST TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO TAKE] I'VE FELT THIS WAY BEFORE SO INSECURE DISCOMFORT, ENDLESSLY HAS PULLED ITSELF UPON ME DISTRACTING/REACTING AGAINST MY WILL I STAND BESIDE MY OWN REFLECTION IT'S HAUNTING HOW I CAN'T SEEM... |
06. RUNAWAY 3:04 GRAFITTI DECORATIONS UNDER A SKY OF DUST A CONSTANT WAVE OF TENSION ON TOP OF BROKEN TRUST THE LESSONS THAT YOU TAUGHT ME I LEARNED WERE NEVER TRUE NOW I FIND MY SELF IN QUESTION [THEY POINT THE FINGER AT ME AGAIN] GUILTY BY ASSOCIATION [YOU POINT THE FINGER AT ME AGAIN] PAPER BAGS AND ANGRY VOICES UNDER A SKY OF DUST ANOTHER WAVE OF TENSION HAS MORE THAN FILLED ME UP ALL MY TALK OF TAKING ACTION THESE WORDS WERE NEVER TRUE I WANNA RUNAWAY NEVER SAY GOOD BYE I WANNA KNOW THE TRUTH INSTEAD I'M WONDERING WHY I WANNA KNOW THE ANSWERS NO MORE LIES I WANNA SHUT THE DOOR AND OPEN UP MY MIND |
07. BY MYSELF 3:10 WHAT DO I DO TO IGNORE THEM BEHIND ME ? DO I FOLLOW MY INSTINGS BLINDLY? DO I HIDE MY PRIDE/FROM THESE BAD DREAMS AND GIVE IN TO SAD THOUGHTS THAT ARE MADDENING? DO I/SIT HERE AND TRY TO STAND IT? OR DO I/TRY TO CATCH THEM RED-HANDED? DO I TRUST SOME AND GET FOOL BY PHONINESS OR DO I TRUST NOBODY AND LIVE IN LONELINESS? BECAUSE I CAN'T HOLD ON WHEN I'M STRETCHED SO THIN I MAKE THE RIGHT MOVES BUT I'M LOST WITHIN I PUT ON MY DAILY FACADE BUT THEN I JUSTEND UP GETTING HURT AGAIN BY MYSELF [MYSELF] I ASK WHY, BUT IN MY MIND I FIND I CAN'T RELY ON MY SELF [MYSELF] I ASK WHY BUT IN MY MIND I CAN'T RELY ON MYSELF I CAN'T HOLD ON [TO WHAT I WANT WHEN I'M STRETCHED SO THIN] IT'S ALL TOO MUCH TO TAE IN I CAN'T HOLD ON [TO ANYTHING WATCHING EVERYTHING SPIN] WITH THOUGHTS OF FAILURE SINKING IN IF I TURN MY BACK I'M DEFENSELESS AND TO GO BLINDLY SEEMS SENSELESS IF I HIDE MY PRIDE AND LET IT ALL GO ON/THEN THEY'LL TAKE FROM ME TILL EVERYTHING IS GONE IF I LET TEHM GO I'LL BE OUTDONE BUT IT I TRY TO CATCH THEM I'LL BE OUTRUN IF I'M KILLED BY THE QUESTIONS LIKE A CANCER THE I'LL BE BURIED IN THE SILENCE OF THE ANSWER BY MYSELF HOW DO YOU THINK/I'VE LOST SO MUCH I'M SO AFRAID/I'M OUT OF TOUCH HOW DO YOU EXPECT/I WILL KNOW WHAT TO DO WHEN ALL I KNOW/IS WHAT YOU TELL ME TO DON'T YOU KNOW I CAN'T TELL YOU HAOW TO MAKE IT GO NOW MATTER WHAT I DO HOW HARD I TRY I CAN'T SEEM TO CONVINCE MYSELF WHY I'M STUCK ON THE OUTSIDE |
08. IN THE END 3:36 IT STARTS WITH ONE THING/I DON'T KNOW WHY IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY KEEP THAT IN MIND/I DESIGNED THIS RHYME TO EXPLAIN IN DUE TIME ALL I KNOW TIME IS A VALUABLE THING WATCH IT FLY BY AS THE PENDULUM SWINGS WATCH IT COUNTDOWN TO THE END OF THE DAY THE CLOCK TICKS LIFE AWAY IT'S SO UNREAL YOU DIDN'T LOOK OUT BELOW WATCH THE TIME GO RIGHT OUT THE WINDOW TRYING TO HOLD ON/BUT DIDN'T EVEN KNOW I WASTED IT ALL JUST TO WATCH YOU GO I KEPT EVERYTHING INSIDE AND EVEN THOUGH I TRIED/IT ALL FELL APART WHAT IT MEANT TO ME/WILL EVENTUALLY/BE A MEMORY/ OF A TIME WHEN I TRIED SO HARD AND GOT SO FAR BUT IN THE END IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER I HAD TO FALL TO LOSE IT ALL BUT IN THE END IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER ONE THING/I DON'T KNOW WHY DOESN'T EVEN MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY KEEP THAT IN MIND/I DESIGNED THIS RHYME TO REMIND MYSELF HOW I TRY SO HARD IN SPITE OF THE WAY YOU WERE MOCKING ME ACTING LIKE I WAS PART OF YOUR PROPERTY REMEMBERING ALL THE TIMES YOU FOUGHT WITH ME/I'M SURPRISED IT GOT SO [FAR] THINGS ARENT' THE WAY THEY WERE BEFORE YOU WOUDLN'T EVEN RECOGNIZE ME ANYMORE NOT THAT YOU KNEW ME BACK THEN BUT IT ALL COES BACK TO ME IN THE END YOU KEPT EVERYTHING INSIDE AND EVEN THOUGH I TRIED/IT ALL FELL APART WHAT IT MEANT TO ME/WILL EVENTUALLY/BE AMEMORY/OF A TIME WHEN I PUT MY TRUST IN YOU PUSHED AS FAR AS I CAN GO AND FOR ALL THIS THERE'S ONLY ONE THING YOU SHOULD KNOW |
09. A PLACE FOR MY HEAD 3:05 I WATCH HOW THE MOON SITS IN THE SKY/IN THE DARK NIGHT SHINING WITH THE LIGHT FROM THE SUN BUT THE SUN DOESN'T GIVE THE LIGHT TO THE MOON ASSUMING THE MOON'S GONNA OWE IT ONE IT MAKES ME THINK OF HOW YOU ACT TO ME/YOU DO FAVORS AND THEN RAPIDLY/YOU JUST TURN AROUND AND START ASKING ME/ABOUT THINGS THAT YOU WANT BACK FROM ME I'M SICK OF THE TENSION/SICK OF THE HUNGER SICK OF YOU ACTING LIKE I OWE YOU THIS FIND ANOTHER PLACE/TO FEED YOUR GREED--- WHILE I FIND A PLACE TO REST I WANT TO BE IN ANOTHER PLACE I HATE WHEN YOU SAY YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND I WANT TO BE IN THE ENERGY, NOT WITH THE ENEMY A PLACE FOR MY HEAD MAYE SOME DAY I'LL BE JUST LIKE YOU/AND STEP ON PEOPLE LIKE YOU DO AND RUN AWAY THE PEOPLE I THOUGHT I KNOW I REMEMBER BACK THEN WHO YOU WERE YOU USED TO BE CALM/USED TO BE STRONG USED TO BE GENEROUS/BUT YOU SHOULD'VE NKOW THAT YOU'D WEAR OUT YOUR WELCOME/NOW YOU SEE HOW QUIET IT IS ALL ALONE/I'M SO SICK OF THE TENSION/SICK OF THE HUNGER SICK OF YOU ACTING LIKE I OWE YOU THIS FIND ANOTHER PLACE TO FEED YOUR GREED--- WHILE I FIND A PLACE TO REST YOU TRY TO TAKE THE BEST OF ME GO AWAY |
10. FORGOTTEN 3:14 FROM THE TOP TO THE BOTTOM BOTTOM TO TOP I STOP AT THE CORE I'VE FORGOTTEN IN THE MIDDLE OF MY THOUGHTS TAKEN FAR FROM MY SAFETY THE PICTURE'S THERE THE MEMORY WON'T ESCAPE ME BUT WHY SHOULD I CARE THERE'S A PLACE SO DARK YOU CAN'T SEE TEH END [SKIES COCK BACK] AND SHOCK THAT WHICH CAN'T DEFEND THE RAIN THEN SENDS DRIPPING/AN ACIDIC QUESTION FORCEFULLY, THE POWER OF SGGESTION THEN WITH THE EYES SHUT/LOOKING THROUGH THE RUST ANDROT AND DUST/ A SMALL SPOT OF LIGHT FLOODS THE FLOOR AND POURS OVER THE RUSTED WORLD OF PRETEND THE EYES EASE OPEN AND IT'S DARK AGAIN IN THE MEMORY YOU'LL FIND ME EYES BURNING UP THE DARKNESS HOLDING ME TIGHTLY UNTIL THE SUN RISES UP MOVING ALL AROUND/SCREAMING OF THE UPS AND DOWNS POLLUTION MANIFESTED IN PERPETUAL SOUND HE WHEELS GO 'ROUND AND THE SUNSET CREEP BEHIND STREET LAMPS, CHAIN-LINK AND CONCRETE A LITTLE PIECE OF PAPER WITH THE PICTURE DRAWN FLOATS ON DOWN THE STREET TILL THE WIND IS GONE AND THE MEMORY NOW IS LIKE THE PICTURE WAS THEN WHEN THE PAPER'S CRUMPLED UP IT CAN'T BE PERFECT AGAIN NOW YOU GOT ME CAUGHT IN THE ACT YOU BRING THE THOUGHT BACK I'M TELLING YOU THAT I SEE IT RIGHT THROUGH YOU |
12. PUSHING ME AWAY 3:12 I'VE LIED/TO YOU THE SAME WAY THAT I ALWAYS DO THIS IS/THE LAST SMILE THAT I'LL FAKE FOR THE SAKE OF BEING WITH YOU [EVERYTHING FALLS APART/EVEN THE PEOPLE WHO NEVER FROWN EVENTUALLY BREAK DOWN] THE SACRIFICE OF HIDING IN A LIE [EVERYTHING HAS TO END/YOU'LL SOON FIND WE'RE OUT OF TIME LEFT TO WATCH IT ALL UNWIND] THE SACRIFICE IS NEVER KNOWING WHY I NEVER WALKED AWAY WHY I PLAYED MY SELF THIS WAY NOW I SEE YOUR TESTING ME PUSHES ME AWAY I'VE TRIED/LIKE YOU TO DO EVERYTHING YOU WANTED TO THIS IS/THE LAST TIME I'LL TAKE THE BLAME FOR THE SAKE OF BEING WITH YOU |
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